men’s – BeastlyCherries2's Blog

When a woman gives a direct statement such as “Clean the fridge” by all means go ahead and clean the fridge.
When a woman gives a statement with a ADDITIVE such as “Sure, fine, go ahead and go out, do whatever you want” DO NOT do it.
Any statements such as the second are a trap. If you go ahead and do it, be aware that pain will follow.
Never give up on the first “Nothing”
If something seems wrong with a Woman then something is wrong.
She will never tell you whats wrong until the third or forth “Nothing”
Never say a woman is “mad” when she is crying.
They are hurt, probably by something you have done.
Nothing makes a woman look fat.
If you accuse a woman of being “mad” when she is sad she will get mad. AT YOU
Learn what pads/tampons she uses. She will make you buy her some as a test. Getting the wrong kind will end in war.
Everything is a test.
Nothing is a test.
Learn her favorite foods.
She will test you on that.
Never say that you wish her hair was longer.
Hair can be cut quickly, but growing it out takes forever. Saying you wish it was longer will only make her think you hate her hair, which will make her hate her hair, until it grows out, which will take forever, until it grows out she will hate you.
Never try to talk to her while she’s reading.
Talk to her while you’re reading.
For every horror/fighting movie you make her watch she will make you watch 3 romance/chick flick movies
Be ok with that.
Like everything she posts on Facebook
Like all her Tweets that were posted to Facebook through Twitter.
Heart all her Instagram photos.
Forget all the things you just read.
Then reread them.
Remember them forever.
There will be a test on this.