My Guide to Emotional Women for Men Who Don’t Pick Up On Things

• When a woman gives a direct statement such as “Clean the fridge” by all means go ahead and clean the fridge.
• When a woman gives a statement with a ADDITIVE  such as “Sure, fine, go ahead and go out, do whatever you want” DO NOT do it.
• Any statements such as the second are a trap. If you go ahead and do it, be aware that pain will follow.
• Never give up on the first “Nothing”
• If something seems wrong with a Woman then something is wrong.
• She will never tell you whats wrong until the third or forth “Nothing”
•  Never say a woman is “mad” when she is crying.
• They are hurt, probably by something you have done.
• Nothing makes a woman look fat.
• If you accuse a woman of being “mad” when she is sad she will get mad. AT YOU
• Learn what pads/tampons she uses. She will make you buy her some as a test. Getting the wrong kind will end in war.
• Everything is a test.
• Nothing is a test.
• Learn her favorite foods.
• She will test you on that.
• Never say that you wish her hair was longer.
• Hair can be cut quickly, but growing it out takes forever. Saying you wish it was longer will only make her think you hate her hair, which will make her hate her hair, until it grows out, which will take forever, until it grows out she will hate you.
• Never try to talk to her while she’s reading.
• Talk to her while you’re reading.
• For every horror/fighting movie you make her watch she will make you watch 3 romance/chick flick movies
• Be ok with that.
• Like everything she posts on Facebook
• Like all her Tweets that were posted to Facebook through Twitter.
• Heart all her Instagram photos.
• Forget all the things you just read.
• Then reread them.
• Remember them forever.
• There will be a test on this.

Well, another day without a spank…

Hello all my little stems. hee hee i just made that up, you guys, the people that read this, cherries have stems, lol oh i crack myself up!  

Anyways i went on my date. i gave it a 3 out of 10. i’m sorry Hazard. but i didn’t feel that magical gotta have me longing  that i’ve been looking for. the lust of it. there wasn’t anything really, it kinda sucks. There was no “omg i just can’t take my eyes off you, i gotta have ya” feeling at all. We went bowling as planned, and then out to eat, then just walking around stores. it was boring. Sorry, but it was. I also got no play really. it was too stiff and just like friends in the biggest space of friend zoned hanging out together. i even did all the triggers to tell a guy to touch me, bump into him here, rub on him there. nothing. until i said hey touch me! and then i got a 2 second shoulder arm thing and a 5 second hand hold. i would have liked it to be more planned out, and so far in all my relationships i did the planning, i’m done with planning everything. it is the guys job to wow me just as much mine to wow him, not 70-30. and i didn’t even get a kiss out of it.

Oh *sigh* i haven’t felt a guy truly lusting after me since Morbius. Bad thing was, when i could have him, i didn’t want him. He had really bad breath back then. lol. But now he’s thousands of miles away and there is no chance. 

I guess i just have to wait, and waiting sucks, I need some hard sex damn it.

A little bit of…

Hey guys, sorry, no video today. and i want to say one sad thing, and then on to my life ok?

Sad thing, one of the last fights i had with beast he said that i never went to visit him on my days off. he’s right, i didn’t. feel kinda stupid now, but none really at all to worry about it anymore. just a little thing that was nagging me that i had to get out of my head.

Ok, now all of you are going to think i’m a slut or something, but come one, who out there hasn’t had this kinda luck? I have a date tomorrow! lol, and i stopped by his work today to kinda scope him out, oh and before you think i’m creepy stalker he said he wanted me to stop by, lol. but yeah so i get there, i know it’s him but he didn’t know it was me, lol hair color changes everything, lol. and we got to talk for all of a minute, i have to say, he looks like a built body builder. Mmm, lol.  We use to go to high school together. I know right? but anyways, he’s a lot more normal than i remember. i remember him being a little weird back then. but i guess we’ll see how normal tomorrow, lol. Anyways, i gotta get dinner ready just wanted to drop in. Oh and i guess he’ll need a name…. We’ll call him…… Hazard. i have my own A D D reasons for that,  lol

What am i feeling?

Can some one tell me?

I really dont know.

After Beast sounding like i was the last person in the world he wanted to even talk to even before i told him to come get his stuff i knew, we were not ever going to work out.

It really just leaves me setting just here.

I wanna cut and bleach my hair.

I want to scream.

I want some one to take a hard paddle to my ass so hard it makes me cry.

Because i think that would be the only way i would be able to cry. I dont feel sad. Maybe i had a sad thought, just a thought when i turned on my phone and saw the picture of me and him as my lock screen. I changed it. Feeling gone. Now i just feel like i really want a good beating. No sex. Just the hard hit of a paddle across me, anywhere. Just so i’d be forced to cry. I could listen to a couple of songs, maybe get a few tears out, but it’ll be hard. I’ll probably miss him tomorrow when i’m setting here, but not now. I’m so fucking sick of all of his bullshit. He didn’t even know i was mad and done today and just me talking to him pissed him off. Really?? Who the fuck does that? I was sick of him, he was most defiantly sick of me.

I dont have anyone that i can tell exactly what i’m feeling. my feelings would hurt feelings. if that makes any since.

And again my birthday is gonna suck this year.

PMS WEEK!!!! Or Night.

ok, so here is the deal, ya’ll let me rant on the topics of which i wish to rant and then i swear i will not complain on my next 2 blog posts. yay! lol.

ok, item 1. CC’s life. i’m gonna just throw it out there. Sorry CC, if ya want me to edit, ttm. ok, well her dom, she has to call him master, i wont cap anything because, well, i dont think that highly of him, and dom will be the best he gets called by me, ANYWAYS her dom had had another “slave” behind CC’s back. CC found out and after the lies she contacted the other “slave” well , they tell him they know bout each other, it works for all of a second, he gets bored, and drops the 2nd “slave”. well 2nd wont leave CC alone. Comments on everything, overly “helpful”. and the “help” is unwanted. she told CC to tell ALL of her fb friends all her business and then beg for help. Also offering her mom’s house with out even asking her mom. 2nd is 22, young, and extremely stupid. plus the girl needs to quit thinking she’s all that. i dont know how she got guys to do anything with her. i’ve seen her. dog face is too easy a term.

 

item 2. electric wheel chairs in stores. i get so sick of people who dont need to use them, using them. i hate seeing people walk in from half across the parking lot, get on one then when ever they wanna browse around just getting up and walking up and down a isle just to set back down in it and ride to the next isle then get right back up. i’m sorry but it pisses me off. where i work we have four. and i refuse to wait on anyone after i’ve seen them riding one then get up and walk around. sorry but your lazy ass can just go find it ya own damn self. we also have a woman that works same place i do that uses one every so often. from her waist up she’s maybe a small large in size, but from there down she probably wears size 40 pants. i’ve seen that bitch walk all through the store, and every so often she uses one. “because she’s just too tired” to walk from the front door to the back room. bitch if ya’d walk a little bit more, and lay off the cupcakes (she brings maybe 3 a day to work) your fat ass might lose some weight. ya thinks?

 

item 3. stupid fucking dollar store razors. i’ve cut my legs to hell with them, not even gonna talk bout the nana. i can’t afford the good kind, but damn, i mean come on. at least you could curve the blade a little bit more. and i get hacked up why? for one fucking day a week. so not worth it. not to me.

 

item 4 cuts, i have a cut on the inside of my mouth and i have no fucking clue how to help it. it rubs on my dentures all day, and hurts like hell when i move my mouth. i take my teeth out of a night but i’m not going to work like that. so it hurts, i can’t put a&e on it or anything. it sucks.

 

wow, his late is early to me. it’s midnight, he just showed up, and i was thinking maybe 3 if not later.

well…..

To blog or not to blog…. THAT is the question

Um, TO BLOG! Berp. lol hello hello this is the Cherries with the beastly attitude coming your from fabulous…… ok, what i live is nice, really nice but wouldn’t call it fabulous. lol. well. Just call me lady of the river because it called us back again today. went for a walk down town and we saw 3 cute little places, all closed. yeah i really live in the Mayberry kinda town where it all closes on Sunday. We got a few more shells today, and i’m keeping strong with my two times, two skips as far as skipping rocks go.

 

Well, as…… idk who all really reads this, but you who do, would like to know me and the Beast had a huge fight. resulted in us splitting up for like…… all of 5 hours. We screamed, cried, and just had an all in all throw down. Well he called off work and headed over here. we fought as best we could with the girls around, so our mean words were “Do you want a s’more?!?!?!?” and a answer as good as “YES! I would LOVE a s’more!!” well, after they went to bed we talked about our needs and wants. and “ground rules” he only had one, i had….a few. Alone time, like one day a week for him, and me, more likes and im’s and suches. so, i’ll give him…… Friday, then he better shower me on Saturday, lol if this doesn’t work out now, idk when it will.

Why do they all come out of the wood work when i’m taken? i had taken Beast off my facebook relationship status yesterday. and i’ve had 2 guys come after me and tell me how they’ve always regretted there not being an “us”. i have no clue why this happens. when i’m single no one wants me. when i finally get a boyfriend, everyone wants me. WTF????? Why? IDK?? lol. I guess Beast better make me a taken woman, cuz ya know, it aint official till it’s on facebook, lol.

Ya’ know, kinda tierd of the internet neglect….

Or the neglect everywhere else. HE told me to make a tumbler. so i did. He liked everything at first. even riposted some stuff. But, now, i posted some stuff for him days ago. and nothing, not even a like.

 

You see, we only see each other one day a week, my phone is off for a couple of weeks, and the internet is all we have. and these little 15 minute talks we have, if i’m lucky, every day, are not cutting it for my emotional needs.

 

As all of you know we were like splitsville a couple days ago, and while he is in town, it’s ok, i would like to stay out of the house or out of the bedroom for that matter, a little more than we do. But he’s lazy. and i’m sorry, but i dont get enough love from him in one day to last me a week. and i know he thinks he can slack off on everything else. it’s just not working.

 

I check everything, facebook, twitter, tumbler, yahoo IM, instagram, and wordpress when i wake up every morning, and nothing at all from him in the 2 hours he was online this morning. the other morning he was on for a hour the same time i was and did we talk? no, i got a hi/bye going to work im right at the end of it, and this was a öh shit told her i’d send her one” last minute thought.

 

i am sick of this. i know he SAYS he doesn’t like online shit, but he is on EVERYTHING! if he can hare pictures on tumbler than he can take a minute to see the shit i tag him in and at least hit that stupid little like button.

 

Oh and lets get started on facebook. SO FUCKING SICK of him having time to comment and respond to EVERYONE ELSE BUT me, he down right ignores the shit i comment and if some one else makes a comment on there he answers them. or he shares pictures but never even looks at the pictures i post, in general or on his wall. He also had time to update his status but did i get a facebook im saying “love you” no i fucking didn’t.

 

and i have brought this up to him, multable times, and it’s the same old shit “i’ll work on it.” Well i have news for you buddy, we are on very thin ice, and every time i make an effort for you, and you dont even show you give a shit is taking CHUNKS out of that ice.

 

and my blogs, about oh 6 posts ago he liked it w both screen names he has, since then he hasn’t even read them. pisses me off so fucking bad. omg, he has to click an extra website, omg it’s so bad, omg. reading, omg you’re going to die!

 

I’m Blue Da Bo Dee

I’m watching the new smurfs 2. Its a cute little movie. But I’m sad also. Sir Beast is sad and/or pissed today. And today is his birthday. For one month he is a year older than me. Lol. I turn 25 next month. So for a month he’ll be 25 and me only 24… lol.

But this morning I was talking to him via yahoo messenger. And he was just pissed. Kinda rude.

But it’s his birthday. No one should be anything other than happy on their birthday. And he wouldn’t tell me what was wrong. I think it’s not but I can’t help thinking I did something to make him mad. I posted pictures last night without him telling me I could.

But Im thinking something might of happened at work. But I don’t know what could’ve went that wrong at work. I’m going to pick him up after work. I hope he’ll tell me then.

I love you most more most Sir.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR!!!!!

See You Later Space Cowboy…