My Guide to Emotional Women for Men Who Don’t Pick Up On Things

• When a woman gives a direct statement such as “Clean the fridge” by all means go ahead and clean the fridge.
• When a woman gives a statement with a ADDITIVE  such as “Sure, fine, go ahead and go out, do whatever you want” DO NOT do it.
• Any statements such as the second are a trap. If you go ahead and do it, be aware that pain will follow.
• Never give up on the first “Nothing”
• If something seems wrong with a Woman then something is wrong.
• She will never tell you whats wrong until the third or forth “Nothing”
•  Never say a woman is “mad” when she is crying.
• They are hurt, probably by something you have done.
• Nothing makes a woman look fat.
• If you accuse a woman of being “mad” when she is sad she will get mad. AT YOU
• Learn what pads/tampons she uses. She will make you buy her some as a test. Getting the wrong kind will end in war.
• Everything is a test.
• Nothing is a test.
• Learn her favorite foods.
• She will test you on that.
• Never say that you wish her hair was longer.
• Hair can be cut quickly, but growing it out takes forever. Saying you wish it was longer will only make her think you hate her hair, which will make her hate her hair, until it grows out, which will take forever, until it grows out she will hate you.
• Never try to talk to her while she’s reading.
• Talk to her while you’re reading.
• For every horror/fighting movie you make her watch she will make you watch 3 romance/chick flick movies
• Be ok with that.
• Like everything she posts on Facebook
• Like all her Tweets that were posted to Facebook through Twitter.
• Heart all her Instagram photos.
• Forget all the things you just read.
• Then reread them.
• Remember them forever.
• There will be a test on this.

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THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Nope. Yep. Maybe?

Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands? Nope. Should.
Close your eyes and trust it, just trust it Nope. Not Really.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air? No, but i Really Really Want to.
Have you ever looked fear in the face and said I just don’t care? YES! Lots of times. 

It’s only half past the point of no return Really? Is it?
The tip of the iceberg, the sun before the burn Ouch.

The thunder before the lightning, and the breath before the phrase Waiting…..
Have you ever felt this way? Yes, i have.

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone? OMG YES!!
Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you’re not alone Come on and RING!
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry? No, not really.
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside? Yes…… didn’t end well.

It’s only half past the point of oblivion Ok….
The hourglass on the table, the walk before the run Warming up.
The breath before the kiss and the fear before the flames ………
Have you ever felt this way? Yeah, strangely i have.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La La LA LA
There you are, sitting in the garden I see you
Clutching my coffee, calling me sugar Aw.
You called me sugar SUGAAAAAARRRRRRRR
No no no no no no No way.

Have you ever wished for an endless night? Yep
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight Um, No
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself ………..
Will it ever get better than tonight? Tonight Yep and the answer is most often No.

 

This is what goes though my head when ever i here this song. its sad that my brain is just THAT sarcastic.

Why did it have to end that way?

I’m at work. Cutting keys for some 80 year old man. A large order. 30 keys, from 3 originals. Getting into it, not hearing anything other than the loud screech of the key cutters,

I think i hear someone say “Miss” but i know other co-workers are around.

“Excuse me, Miss!”

Annoyed because i’m only on key 13, turning around, i say “YES! Sir, how may i……” And there he is. When our eyes meet all sound stops, the key cutters seem to turn off, the service bells stop. I look at this man, Not speaking, He doesn’t speak either. He’s just standing there with a bouquets of flowers, Smiling at me,

Still smiling at me, he says “I know you’re busy, now, but i was hoping maybe later”……

And then i woke up. *Sigh* this never happened. it would be wonderful if it ever did. but it was just the dream i had last night. I’ve always wanted to meet someone at work. I always wanted that love at first sight thing.

Even a little romance. I haven’t even gotten so much as a text since 4 today. it’s now 7. lol, it wouldn’t bother me except for the fact of the last text i sent was talking about me being insecure. lol. “im insecure” and then crickets, LOL kinda funny sad to me. Maybe because i’m sad in a unfunny way? I dont know, going to change my phone case now and watch the newest Duck Dynasty. The show needs to be more than half an hour long.

Guess I should Write Something…

Why? Because i’m bored to death. Nothing, and i mean nothing is going on in my life today. For the past couple days really. Fixing stuff around the house that needed it, now that’s almost done with like one exception that i have to wait till tomorrow to fix. No, seriously, i have to wait till tomorrow to buy the stuff to fix it with, lol, Not just putting it off. I had to take Vine off my phone, it killed me, Every time i’d watch vines my phone storage would say “low”. so, eh. Now since i took it out my phone has boo koo storage. go figure.

Me and Repo Man seem to be cooling down since we warmed up the other night. Hate that it happened that way, but it did, i guess. I really like him.

I dont know if some of my strep is still around or what but i have been getting tired, last night i fell asleep at like 8 40 something and woke up around one, went back to bed around 2 then had the hardest time waking up at 5 and 6. i have to go to work early tomorrow and the only reason i’m up now is because i took an hour nap about 6 30. I dont know what my deal is. I hate it. Wait a minute, i cut out all caffeine. i stopped drinking pop or coffee all together when i got sick. and haven’t had any for about a week.  mystery solved. lol. i dont really want to go back to drinking it. it’s drinking all my calories and the 0 calorie pops have so much salt they make you retain water and bloated as hell.

 

Blow Me One Last… FUCK OFF

You think you can come here, to my house and be a shitty little dick, you make me sick, to look at you, to think of you.

i’m glad this was the last good bye, no more crying. tears wasted over you. too much trouble, too much baggage,  not worth the hassle.

you think i care? oh you dare think i could ever be torn up over something so little, so much strife. That’s your life, not mine. I’m gonna be fine,

now that you’re not here.

There’s always guys better than you, so far i know of 2, just to name a few. It was time, i flew,

now i’m over this, you’re such a bitch. the fact that you’re still breathing lies makes me pissed. again i’m sick of this.

Do me a favor, dont save any thought about me for later, say out loud now and let that be that,

After this you’re just pixels on a screen. No thought, no nothing. Thats how it should be.

This is your last post, enjoy it, after this there’s no more.

that’s it, i’m done, and you’re gone,

i’m finally happy.

Well, another day without a spank…

Hello all my little stems. hee hee i just made that up, you guys, the people that read this, cherries have stems, lol oh i crack myself up!  

Anyways i went on my date. i gave it a 3 out of 10. i’m sorry Hazard. but i didn’t feel that magical gotta have me longing  that i’ve been looking for. the lust of it. there wasn’t anything really, it kinda sucks. There was no “omg i just can’t take my eyes off you, i gotta have ya” feeling at all. We went bowling as planned, and then out to eat, then just walking around stores. it was boring. Sorry, but it was. I also got no play really. it was too stiff and just like friends in the biggest space of friend zoned hanging out together. i even did all the triggers to tell a guy to touch me, bump into him here, rub on him there. nothing. until i said hey touch me! and then i got a 2 second shoulder arm thing and a 5 second hand hold. i would have liked it to be more planned out, and so far in all my relationships i did the planning, i’m done with planning everything. it is the guys job to wow me just as much mine to wow him, not 70-30. and i didn’t even get a kiss out of it.

Oh *sigh* i haven’t felt a guy truly lusting after me since Morbius. Bad thing was, when i could have him, i didn’t want him. He had really bad breath back then. lol. But now he’s thousands of miles away and there is no chance. 

I guess i just have to wait, and waiting sucks, I need some hard sex damn it.

A little bit of…

Hey guys, sorry, no video today. and i want to say one sad thing, and then on to my life ok?

Sad thing, one of the last fights i had with beast he said that i never went to visit him on my days off. he’s right, i didn’t. feel kinda stupid now, but none really at all to worry about it anymore. just a little thing that was nagging me that i had to get out of my head.

Ok, now all of you are going to think i’m a slut or something, but come one, who out there hasn’t had this kinda luck? I have a date tomorrow! lol, and i stopped by his work today to kinda scope him out, oh and before you think i’m creepy stalker he said he wanted me to stop by, lol. but yeah so i get there, i know it’s him but he didn’t know it was me, lol hair color changes everything, lol. and we got to talk for all of a minute, i have to say, he looks like a built body builder. Mmm, lol.  We use to go to high school together. I know right? but anyways, he’s a lot more normal than i remember. i remember him being a little weird back then. but i guess we’ll see how normal tomorrow, lol. Anyways, i gotta get dinner ready just wanted to drop in. Oh and i guess he’ll need a name…. We’ll call him…… Hazard. i have my own A D D reasons for that,  lol

What am i feeling?

Can some one tell me?

I really dont know.

After Beast sounding like i was the last person in the world he wanted to even talk to even before i told him to come get his stuff i knew, we were not ever going to work out.

It really just leaves me setting just here.

I wanna cut and bleach my hair.

I want to scream.

I want some one to take a hard paddle to my ass so hard it makes me cry.

Because i think that would be the only way i would be able to cry. I dont feel sad. Maybe i had a sad thought, just a thought when i turned on my phone and saw the picture of me and him as my lock screen. I changed it. Feeling gone. Now i just feel like i really want a good beating. No sex. Just the hard hit of a paddle across me, anywhere. Just so i’d be forced to cry. I could listen to a couple of songs, maybe get a few tears out, but it’ll be hard. I’ll probably miss him tomorrow when i’m setting here, but not now. I’m so fucking sick of all of his bullshit. He didn’t even know i was mad and done today and just me talking to him pissed him off. Really?? Who the fuck does that? I was sick of him, he was most defiantly sick of me.

I dont have anyone that i can tell exactly what i’m feeling. my feelings would hurt feelings. if that makes any since.

And again my birthday is gonna suck this year.

Ok, not enough kink.

just realized i just posted stuff about being a mom. i’m not ok with that. And i also realized i hadn’t posted about mine and Beast’s last encounter. this is suppose to be about my love of his big dick and my hopes for future encounters.

But sadly i dont remember everything about it, lol. i remember the thing he said that i wasn’t suppose to call him Sir anymore. I really dont know how i feel about that. in the bedroom he earns it.

there is no time ever where i feel as sexy as i do when he has me tied to the bed and him spanking me then rubbing the red skin of my ass.

with our song playing and him talking like the devil to me, giving me orders and punishing me when they’re not carried out right.

there is once fantasy that i have even though i know it will never be acted out.

i’m tied to the bed, Blindfolded. stomach down, ass propped up in the air. Beast’s hands start rubbing my ass, then his hands are gone and then SMACK! a hard wide paddle across my ass. i hear him say in that oh so hot voice. “move and it’s double punishment” (he says that anyways and it always makes me melt). after about 30 spanks i feel his hands rub me again. telling me how good i’m being. then without setting my hands free, he flips me over, my arms crossing in a way that pins my head down, barely able to breath. and i feel long stinging burning whip across my tits. another and another. stopping only smack my tits with his strong hands. tears streaming. begging him for more and more. “someone’s being a greedy little bitch tonight” ( hee hee just thinking of him saying that gives me chills) getting swift fast swats across my whole body. finally he hits my legs apart and pushes them up to my chest as he takes me deep and hard. shoving his wide cock into me over and over, deeper and deeper, only stopping to smack my tits or bite my leg. i can never last long when he has my legs up like that. and when i cum it takes everything out of me. and he’s always nice enough to stop but in my fantasy he doesn’t stop, he tells me he isn’t done with me. he keeps going. he tells me that i’m a selfish bad girl and i’m going to be greatly punish for not begging permission to cum.  of course after hearing something like that i’d want to do anything to please him.

but maybe thats for another post, some of the things i want him to do to me i’m not sure if i want out there. like knife play. i have had one fantisy and no one has ever even wanted to try it.