Duck Dynasty

Oh what to blog, what to blog.

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First off DD news. I read this earlier.

Which said
“It has now been revealed that Phil Robertson will be returning to Duck Dynasty on January 15. A&E said they have no plans to fire the star.It appears as though the war on Phil Robertson and his freedoms of free speech and religions aren’t quite so savage.  Although A&E declared they were suspending the star “indefinitely, ” it was apparently only a façade for the gay community as sources say they still intend to air episodes featuring Robertson .”

 

But this was an update posted not too long after the article was posted.

“UPDATE: There seems to be some confusion circling around this story. The title ends with a question mark and there is NO CONFIRMATION that Phil is back. There are pre-recorded episodes of the next season, and A&E has no intention of pulling them. Again, there is NO CONFIRMATION that Phil is back. All that is here is a source close to the situation saying A&E would never walk away from the show”

So i’m guessing that A&E is getting scared that so many people are back lashing because of all the fans in uproar about the stupid move they did.

Cracker Barrel did. After pulling Phil, Miss Kay, and pretty much all Duck Dynasty products.

At least they sent a nice letter stating clearly they fucked up.

“Dear Cracker Barrel Customer:

When we made the decision to remove and evaluate certain Duck Dynasty items, we offended many of our loyal customers. Our intent was to avoid offending, but that’s just what we’ve done.

You told us we made a mistake. And, you weren’t shy about it. You wrote, you called and you took to social media to express your thoughts and feelings. You flat out told us we were wrong.

We listened.

Today, we are putting all our Duck Dynasty products back in our stores.

And, we apologize for offending you.

We respect all individuals right to express their beliefs. We certainly did not mean to have anyone think different.

We sincerely hope you will continue to be part of our Cracker Barrel family.”

Clear, they messed up. They said sorry.

Why can’t A&E say the same. If i was the Robertson family i’d tell A&E to shove it and not able them to air any episodes at all.

But that’s just me. Because i’m the bitch.

And i know it isn’t that easy. Contracts and all.

And please go and sign the petition at

http://www.backphil.com

If any of you read the article i’d love to hear your thoughts on it. So leave me a comment below.

Bring Back Phil Robertson!!!

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So you all know that Phil has been suspended from Duck Dynasty indefinitely. This is bullshit!!! You all know my views on christians and god and a gay man is my best friend, but I love Phil. No man shows so much love to his wife, sons, daughter in-laws and grandkids. He was a drunk who kicked them all out once, but he found his way of sobering up and now is the most loyal man ever.

He gave his own views on gay people, he’s wrong, but I still love him.

Bring back Phil!!!

There is a internet petition to get him back. Please go and sign it.

http://www.backphil.com

Please go and sign it.

Everybody’s Happy Happy Happy

Newegg.com

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I am addicted to it. Just spent even more money on there.

Online shopping is so easy. And with x-mas coming up there is no shipping and no tax on most things on there. Just bought a CD player for mom. With tax at wal-mart it would have been $26.78 plus the gas to get to the store, just got it delivered to my home, front door service for $22.36. Boo ya!

Oh speaking of driving I have to drive all the way over to the next town, again on Friday to the mall they have there and get another $6 keychain for my mom because i got her nickname and after asking her what name she wanted put on the card to a mutual gift we bought for my grandmother I find out she hates her nickname. And the shop won’t exchange. So I have a $6 keychain with NOT my name or the name of any of my friends just laying here. Never to be used. Damnit. But I love shopping. I get paid Friday, and I have a lot of extra monies on this check, despite the day I called off for dumbass. So, me + mall = a lot of unneeded shit.

Everybody’s Happy Happy Happy

My Guide to Emotional Women for Men Who Don’t Pick Up On Things

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  • When a woman gives a direct statement such as “Clean the fridge” by all means go ahead and clean the fridge.
  • When a woman gives a statement with a ADDITIVE  such as “Sure, fine, go ahead and go out, do whatever you want” DO NOT do it.
  • Any statements such as the second are a trap. If you go ahead and do it, be aware that pain will follow.
  • Never give up on the first “Nothing”
  • If something seems wrong with a Woman then something is wrong.
  • She will never tell you whats wrong until the third or forth “Nothing”
  •  Never say a woman is “mad” when she is crying.
  • They are hurt, probably by something you have done.
  • Nothing makes a woman look fat.
  • If you accuse a woman of being “mad” when she is sad she will get mad. AT YOU
  • Learn what pads/tampons she uses. She will make you buy her some as a test. Getting the wrong kind will end in war.
  • Everything is a test.
  • Nothing is a test.
  • Learn her favorite foods.
  • She will test you on that.
  • Never say that you wish her hair was longer.
  • Hair can be cut quickly, but growing it out takes forever. Saying you wish it was longer will only make her think you hate her hair, which will make her hate her hair, until it grows out, which will take forever, until it grows out she will hate you.
  • Never try to talk to her while she’s reading.
  • Talk to her while you’re reading.
  • For every horror/fighting movie you make her watch she will make you watch 3 romance/chick flick movies
  • Be ok with that.
  • Like everything she posts on Facebook
  • Like all her Tweets that were posted to Facebook through Twitter.
  • Heart all her Instagram photos.
  • Forget all the things you just read.
  • Then reread them.
  • Remember them forever.
  • There will be a test on this.

Pool hustling and lumberjacks.

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Last night I had the greatest pleasure of just being an adult. And by that I mean being in a adult setting, with other adults, with no kids around, having reasonable amounts of adult drinks, playing adult games and just having a good ole night out.

Me and Vamp went to …… we’ll call it Lumberjacks. Its this kinda lumberjack feel of a bar not far from where I live and I had 2, yes 2 Bacardi XXX’s. Oh I’m so bad. Or was it 3? 2 or 3 not over that.

I met Vamp there about 5 30 and we sat at the bar and talked about family and work and our kids. Showing pictures of each others kids was the best part. Its nice to have friends that you can do that with in a bar. Lol. But after about an hour (yes it took me that long) I noticed they had a pool table. I love to play but I suck. As I told him. And I won 3 to 1. To no fault of my own. He scratched on the 8 ball every time. But I would have a few good shots per game and he would joke about me pool hustling him. I wasn’t! I really suck at that game. And the cutest part was that a elder couple sat at a table near by and watched us play and joked around with us a little. They had been high school sweet hearts and had been married ….. I think they said 45 years. Its nice to know there is love out there that strong. But one of the easy shots I said “there is no way I’m going get this” and I didn’t but my other ball went in another hole clear across the table and that made all of them say I was hustling Vamp. Lol, it was so much fun.

After our lengthy pool games and our drinks were finished we headed outside because unlike my wise self who could e smoke inside the whole time, Vamp need a few cigarettes.

He’s going to take me shooting Saturday. Now now now all y’all screaming and running away just stop right now. Its true I have never shot a gun before. But I have always wanted to. So I’m going to wait and see how it goes. Lol I’m kinda scared myself.

It was nice getting out. Now I gotta be more adult and go to work. Yay………..

See You Later Space Cowboy…

Nope. Yep. Maybe?

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Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands? Nope. Should.
Close your eyes and trust it, just trust it Nope. Not Really.
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air? No, but i Really Really Want to.
Have you ever looked fear in the face and said I just don’t care? YES! Lots of times. 

It’s only half past the point of no return Really? Is it?
The tip of the iceberg, the sun before the burn Ouch.

The thunder before the lightning, and the breath before the phrase Waiting…..
Have you ever felt this way? Yes, i have.

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone? OMG YES!!
Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you’re not alone Come on and RING!
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry? No, not really.
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside? Yes…… didn’t end well.

It’s only half past the point of oblivion Ok….
The hourglass on the table, the walk before the run Warming up.
The breath before the kiss and the fear before the flames ………
Have you ever felt this way? Yeah, strangely i have.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La La LA LA
There you are, sitting in the garden I see you
Clutching my coffee, calling me sugar Aw.
You called me sugar SUGAAAAAARRRRRRRR
No no no no no no No way.

Have you ever wished for an endless night? Yep
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight Um, No
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself ………..
Will it ever get better than tonight? Tonight Yep and the answer is most often No.

 

This is what goes though my head when ever i here this song. its sad that my brain is just THAT sarcastic.

Why did it have to end that way?

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I’m at work. Cutting keys for some 80 year old man. A large order. 30 keys, from 3 originals. Getting into it, not hearing anything other than the loud screech of the key cutters,

I think i hear someone say “Miss” but i know other co-workers are around.

“Excuse me, Miss!”

Annoyed because i’m only on key 13, turning around, i say “YES! Sir, how may i……” And there he is. When our eyes meet all sound stops, the key cutters seem to turn off, the service bells stop. I look at this man, Not speaking, He doesn’t speak either. He’s just standing there with a bouquets of flowers, Smiling at me,

Still smiling at me, he says “I know you’re busy, now, but i was hoping maybe later”……

And then i woke up. *Sigh* this never happened. it would be wonderful if it ever did. but it was just the dream i had last night. I’ve always wanted to meet someone at work. I always wanted that love at first sight thing.

Even a little romance. I haven’t even gotten so much as a text since 4 today. it’s now 7. lol, it wouldn’t bother me except for the fact of the last text i sent was talking about me being insecure. lol. “im insecure” and then crickets, LOL kinda funny sad to me. Maybe because i’m sad in a unfunny way? I dont know, going to change my phone case now and watch the newest Duck Dynasty. The show needs to be more than half an hour long.